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Need a Halloween Message For Your Phone?

You’ve come to the right place! Halloween is the only time of year where you can record a spooky, funny message on your voicemail or answering machine and get away with it! After all, it’s trick or treat season.

Our Halloween Machine let’s you create the perfect Halloween message for your voicemail. Just select the message and which frightening character you want to read it – and our machine will do the rest. When you’re done, you’ll have an .MP3 audio file to download and use.

Scare up some good times with a free, custom Halloween greeting from Specialty Answering Service!

Start The Machine

Pick your introduction (step 2 of 3)

  • You’ve reached the office

  • This is Peggy

  • You’ve reached the help desk

  • You’ve reached customer support

  • You’ve reached the overflow line

  • I’m Shirley

  • You’ve reached the employee hotline

  • You’ve reached the complaint line

  • You’ve reached the scheduling line

  • You’ve reached the sales line

  • You’ve reached the answering service

Pick the voice for your introduction

  • Beetlejuice On The Telephone

    Beetlejuice

  • Saw On The Telephone

    Billy the Puppet

  • Chucky On The Telephone

    Chucky

  • Dracula On The Telephone

    Dracula

  • Frankenstein On The Telephone

    Frankenstein

  • Freddy On The Telephone

    Freddy Krueger

  • Ghost On The Telephone

    Ghost

  • Jack Skellington On The Telephone

    Jack Skellington

  • Jack Torrance On The Telephone

    Jack Torrance

  • Pumpkin On The Telephone

    Jack-O-Lantern

  • Jason On The Telephone

    Jason Voorhees

  • Michael Myers On The Telephone

    Michael Myers

  • Mummy On The Telephone

    Mummy

  • Pennywise On The Telephone

    Pennywise

  • Pirate On The Telephone

    Pirate

  • Scream On The Telephone

    Scream

  • Uncle Fester On The Telephone

    Uncle Fester

  • Werewolf on the Telephone

    Werewolf

  • Witch On The Telephone

    Witch

  • Zombie On The Telephone

    Zombie

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Pick your question (step 3 of 3)

  • What can I help you with?

  • What can I do for you today?

  • Are you calling to place an order?

  • What type of problem are you having?

  • Where can I direct your call?

  • What department are you calling for?

  • Are you calling for sales or service?

  • Would you like to schedule an appointment?

  • How can we make you smile today?

  • Are you a new or existing client?

  • Is this an emergency?

  • How can I help you today?

Pick the voice for your question

  • Beetlejuice On The Telephone

    Beetlejuice

  • Saw On The Telephone

    Billy the Puppet

  • Chucky On The Telephone

    Chucky

  • Dracula On The Telephone

    Dracula

  • Frankenstein On The Telephone

    Frankenstein

  • Freddy On The Telephone

    Freddy Krueger

  • Ghost On The Telephone

    Ghost

  • Jack Skellington On The Telephone

    Jack Skellington

  • Jack Torrance On The Telephone

    Jack Torrance

  • Pumpkin On The Telephone

    Jack-O-Lantern

  • Jason On The Telephone

    Jason Voorhees

  • Michael Myers On The Telephone

    Michael Myers

  • Mummy On The Telephone

    Mummy

  • Pennywise On The Telephone

    Pennywise

  • Pirate On The Telephone

    Pirate

  • Scream On The Telephone

    Scream

  • Uncle Fester On The Telephone

    Uncle Fester

  • Werewolf on the Telephone

    Werewolf

  • Witch On The Telephone

    Witch

  • Zombie On The Telephone

    Zombie

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Boo! Having trouble with your Halloween Greeting?

The Halloween Machine helps you create your own voicemail greeting by letting you select 3 spooky parts that the Machine combines to create a whole greeting you can download. We took how most receptionists answer a business phone and disassembled that into 3 sections: the Greeting, the Introduction, and the Question.

For example: Hello and thank you for calling (Greeting), this is Peggy (Introduction). How may I direct your call? (Question).

Stick with one character voice for all 3 sections, or mix and match to have a different scary voice deliver a different part of your greeting.

If you want to hear what the characters sound like after you’ve selected a phrase, click the Play button at the bottom of the page in the Summary area.

Don’t like what you hear? Click Previous to make changes to a previous selection.

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